Monday, May 2, 2011

Thank you, Captain Obvious

Have you had the baby yet?

a) No.

b) Yes and no. I had the human baby already, but its alien twin has a longer gestational period, apparently.

c) Yes. I had the baby last week, then developed a spontaneous case of morbid obesity strangely confined to my abdomen alone.

d) Yes, but I missed the last month of pregnancy so much, I had a special fatsuit made.